Saturday, July 22, 2006

MP being beaten up!

Alright, MP Seng Han Tong was alleged to have been whacked by this 73 year old wobbly old man at the Beat the MP Session. Sorry, should be Meet the MP session.

The attacker had allegedly punched the MP in his face after some misunderstanding and the next day, Seng Han Tong fled to China. Opps I mean to say, fly to Shanghai for his business. How coincidence! Our MPs are very busy people with business interest globally. I pray for his speedy recovery anyway but is hopeful that the 73 year old man will get a stern warning in lieu of a prosecution.

I have personally witnessed many irate commuters in trains and buses etc and in public place. It does seems that Singapore is fast becoming a dangerous place to stay isnt it? Even contributing articles in the press is now considered as promoting cycnlism among the public sentiments.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Entrapped by my friends!

I was in my PAP kindergarden one morning when my good friends Shen po fen ( SPF ) and Cai Na Bu ( CNB ) came up to me and successfully ENTRAP me with their WEB of Deceit! I feel so sad and angry over this!

Apparently, CNB and SPF, both same age as me ( 4-year-old ) came over to my table and asked me to skip class to go and play in the rain outside! I am a good girl and being a good niece of my uncle Air39, I decided to entreat them to stay on in the classroom with me and not to skip class lah.

They were forceful and persistent and both SPF and CNB asked me for at least 50 times each to skip class and play in the rain. Look, I was adamant because being a Harbird-bound, I have to behave myself.

Then came the shocking part: Both SPF and CNB told me gleefully that if I skipped classes with them, they will give me sweets to eat and go to Mac to have burgers! I was tempted... then they warned me that if I dont skip class, they will tell the teacher that I copied their homework! Wah! Cannot lah!

You guessed it... I hesitantly skipped class that morning... outside, both of them said they wanna go to the toliet and left me there under the rain.

Imagine my shock and horror when they brought my teacher along and alleged that I had skipped class on purposely! I was charged.. oops I mean, I was scolded by the judge.. oops i mean the principal and in my mitigation, I told the principal that I was entrapped! The principal dont believe my story.

Am I a victim of Injustice? Sure u bet!

Monday, May 29, 2006

The Opposition

The cowardly voters in the recent General Elections 2006 was the embodiment of pusillanimity when Singaporeans once again voted in the incumbent to form the government.

Winnowing their way through thousands of voting slips, the election helpers finally secured the answer on 6 May 2006!

I am so happy!

Our world class government may talk about topics far to recondite for the masses to comprehend at times but they have proven themselves since Independence

And of course, the all-too pugnacious opposition once again make the winning by the incumbent seem too sardonic and fatalistic. News of "unfairness" set in again ( not again? )

Our Prime Minister, the savant Cambridge and Harvard educated leader has won the mandate of fellow Singaporeans! Yes, all 66.6% of our voters voted for the PAP!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Leadership in Singapore

Hitler was the epitome of demagoguery; this quintessential demagogue ingratiated himself with the masses by inciting passions, quashing and quelling reason, and rewarding jingoism and chauvinism.

Some people refer to our great Lee Kuan Yew as Asia 's Hitler. I beg to differ and will be the first to deprecate and reproach anyone from doing so. Hitler is a real natural leader, the one who ignited the world war II. Our jun-zi ( Lee Kuan Yew ) works as natural translator for the Japanese for World war 2. See the difference?

The PAP 's success is transforming the republic into a 1st world is no fluke. Therefore, for budding opposition MPs who wants to come into parleement, we need to be circumspect about their intentions so that they will not bring the republic into a black hole.

We need men of paragon values, not those opposition MPs as termed by Auntie Irene Ng as " Trouble-makers".

Some unscrupulous knaves would resort to any sort of chicanery in order to fleech an unwitting lot of the gullible voting population.

One particular knave, as depicted in the world famed Singapore Press Holdings, ( ranked 27th in the world from the bottom ) is one classic example. His V-for-Vendetta attitude, churlish and uncivilized demeanour seems more befitting the Dark Ages than this age and we all want nothing to do with this churl.

What we need is Lee Kuan Yew Lumber 2.

Air04 on SG Politics

As a 4 year old girl from a famous PAP Kindergarden in the north ( one of the elite independent Ivy League schools ), I have learnt a lot under the tutelage of my very nice Uncle Air39, who claims to be in a "league of his own" . Unlike my prescience Air 39 uncle who is a Lumber 1 Opposition Running Cat, I am in support of the PAP and I wish to be a member of the Very Young PAP (VYPAP) for kids aged 10 and below, much to the chargin of my uncle :)

Alright, let me narrate more about my feeling towards the politics in Singapore. As a 4 year old young girl, I would see my role as an ombudsman between the people and the PAP government, the latter seemingly perceived as a potentate power.

Under the People 's Action (only ) Party, world lumber 1 definitelee, there is no peccadillo or peculation of any sorts, unlike the Indonesian corrupted Suharto who has pliffered off more than US$30BILLION off their moribund economy. Flagitious news on corruptions are the norm in other countries like Malaysia, Indonesia or anywhere else in Asia.

Singapore, in my naive opinion, has ZERO corruption, well at least for the past 4 years when I am on earth! :)

You know, we in Singapore dont sprout expletives against anyone we like. Words like " Degenerate Scum!, Phoney..Venal.. Charltan etc.." are invisible in online forum and they only produce risible impact on the readers. NO ONE USES it to slam others just because Singapore government and the current MPs in parLEEment are just too clean and neat.

But of course, I heard this MP Penang-Auntie Irene Ng ( Who is single and unmarried ) implying that opposition MPs are trouble-makers. I get this impression ( kids are impressionable anyway ) that opposition MPs like Low Thia Kiang and Chiam See Tong must be either sleeping in parlement diuring talks or catching up upskirt-pictures of her. I mean, when she mentioned "trouble", the opposition MPs must be up to something nefarious. Therefore, maybe its wise to have a "dream team" of full PAP. All white uniforms in parleement must be beneficial to Singapore. Afterall, MIWs are supposed to be clean and incorruptible.

Many people sound insolent when they want opposition MPs to check the PAP in parleement. They claim that medacity and medicancy is on the rise in Singapore under the incumbent establishment. Just look at TT Durian of the NKF. A man renowned for his felictious role in catalysing NKF from a small-time backstreet charity into a "MNC" type organisation and clearly admired by my idol, the very capable and ingenious Mdm Ho Ching, he has no qulams in helping himself to a 6-digit paycheck everymonth. 6 digit! Isnt that too much to run a charitable foundation in tiny Singapore?

Well, I dont know how much our beloved government are paid but maybe our PAP dont pay themselves so much. I believe that our very beloved PAP, as a humble party with multifarious and meretricious Minister who are literally out to help Singaporeans
( Goh Chok Tong Claimed MP is a full time job anyway. Strange.. How can MP be a full time job when many of the MPs are lawyers which are their full time job? Hmm.. ).

There is no other way to reward our very clean govenment. Recently, there is this very handsome uncle new perspicacious MP who claimed that he "dont watch Porno" WOW! I am impressed! A guy in his 40s and he has never watched porno in his life like me a 4 year old little girl? He must be a good man. My Uncle Air39, a Harbird-bound, watches porno 3 times and day and 1,000 times a year. Haha, no wonder PAP dont want to invite him for tea ! Oh, did I tell you that this new MP is so humble that he takes MRT for an interview from Joo Chiat MRT Station to the City area? That is humility! His monthly salary must be so low ( maybe $500 a month ) that he was trying to save $ by not driving a car! Impressed!

Many of these Minsters ( Singapore most elite of the elite for sure ) hail from indigent backgrounds when they are young and I believe that they will be contented with a S$2,000 a month pay.

Not wanting to sound too verbose in my first post, my last words to you readers is that please trust the PAP with your money! They are provident in their dealings with money ( people dont call them pay and pay for nothing ). Singaporeans are universally recognised as obsequious voters and I believe that it is easy to psycho the population ( esp the 66.6% ) towards voting for the PAP, the bestest government for the land! Many odious opposition voters cant seek a proper channel for them to voice their expletives and they turn on to the internet! I say Dont talk cock! It will be an onerous task for them to overturn the government this way because not many Singaporeans read the internet.

Majullah PAP!!!

Air04 Introduction

Hello Uncles and Aunties! Please prepare yourself for a long ride with me! :)

For your information, my name is Air04 and I am 4 years old this year! I am the niece of Air39 :)